May I take your order? Oh what’s that me? I said I want to do the worst reviews imaginable? Sure I’LL DO THAT. But first, I’ll need a website, but it has to be free, and crappy because I’m cheap…OH, I KNOW! I’ll use wordpress! And I shall dub this abortion of a website…THE WORST REVIEW SITE EEEEEVAR! @garbagereviews.wordpress.com.
Class is now in session. It’s time how to show those amaturrs how it’s done.