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BORDERLANDS 2!! MORE LIKE NOT BORED…ER…LANDS…TWICE OVER…Look it’s not easy making puns

Because one suicide attempt is just. Not. Enough. I JUST GOTTA FEEL THE SENSATION , OF MY BRAIN BEING RIDDLED WITH BULLETS!!

Do you want to fight a midget riding an 800 pound 4 armed monkey? If the answer is yes, go play Borderlands 2. If the answer is no then you are sad and I’ve no desire to speak with you further.

This review is over.

Revengers Assemble!!!!!! (Six exclamation points for six members, get it?)

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If you like heroes you’ll like this movie.

Never forgive, never forget.

0 HEROES out of 6 (If you hate heroes)

6 HEROES out of 6 (If you liek heroes and saw all the previous movies in the Marvel cinimatic universe)

The Dark Knight is fired up (lolz that’s ironic)

Lolz, Obvious similarity to Batman Begins poster is obvious

Umm. I’ve been hearing some of the criticism of the criticism of The Dark Knight Rises and the sheer hatefest the internet has spurned due to negative reviews of The Dark Knight Rises, which includes being called gay, a doodie head, and a knob slobber, oh and death threats. And I don’t want any of that, sooooo…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES IS AMAAAAAZAAY!! IT’S EPIC, IT’S FUNNY, IT’S THOUGHT-PROVOKING(WITHOUT MAKING YOU RECONSIDER ANY OF YOUR BELIEFS OR TENDENCIES) IT’S PISS-YOUR-PANTS-AT-THE-EDGE-OF-YOUR-SEAT-BECAUSE-YOUR-BLADDER-GOT-IRRATATED-FROM-THE-3-32oz-PEPSI’S-YOU-DROKE-AND-ALSO-FROM-SITTING-ON-THE-EDGE-OF-YOUR-SEAT-FOR-TOO-DAMN-LONG-AWESOME!! IT’S BETTER THAN THE SECOND!! BUT NOT IN ANY DETRIMENTAL WAY. IT’S EVERYTHING YOU WANTED AND MORE! IT’S THE SECOND COMING!! SO PLEASE DON’T SEND ME DEATH THREATS! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I CAN’T HANDLE THOSE EMPTY HATEFUL GAY ASS WORDS! PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!! I’LL GIVE THE DARK KNIGHT RISES MY HIGHEST RECOMENDATION

2000 BATS OUT OF 5

LOLZ DON’T THREATIN’ MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! EEE EEE EEEEEEEE EEE EEE EEEEEE EEEE EEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE